bloomin-eck:

efferescent:

remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom

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oh yes

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her date did too

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That is actually kind of awesome. 


a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

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I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important


  • Rachel: You're not going to shoot me, Sarah.
  • Sarah: *fires warning shot right next to her and shatters glass*
  • Rachel: (SHIT FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK DAMN DID NOT THINK THROUGH DAMN FUCK DAMN)

game of thrones pickup lines part 1


penis-hilton:

me dying


fandombefourblood:

#2014 and I still wish my hair would look like this


tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.


Game of Ladies (part 2)


nonabones:

genderfluidsirius:

no but kids from pureblood families going through embarrassing weaboo phases except they become obsessed with muggle pop culture

5th years carrying around pink razr phones from 2004 and awkwardly inserting “text speak” into daily conversations

11 year olds carrying plush carebears backpacks into transfiguration

everyone of them using outdated muggle slang incorrectly, making all of the muggleborns wince in pain

that is so fucking cute and hilarious


bebinn:

youngmarxist:

So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?

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beyoncebeyoffce:

IT’S BACK

SOMEONE REUPLOADED IT

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE

JESUS CHRIST THANK YOU


"We pass the time of day to forget how time passes." - Amelie (2001)


jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

so i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings

and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding

and i’m just like

are you sure

are you really sure about that


"I guess that’s what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning." Mr & Mrs Smith (2005)


thefalloutkid:

sirius black getting locked in azkaban for 12 years for being wrongly accused of killing his best friend, escaping when he found out his godson’s life was in trouble, getting so close to proving his innocence, eating rats so he could protect harry, going back to his childhood home which he hated so he could help with the order and then dying is how i found out about life being so goddamn fucking unfair